PONS FEES FLOW
ZAZU creator fees from Pons move directly into the public BuybackVault.
ZAZUBUYBACK + BURNBUILT ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN
$ZAZU
THE INTERNET'S MOST LOCKED-IN CAT.
Creator fees buy ZAZU. ZAZU gets burned.
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40CATS
LOADED
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01
HOW THE LOOP WORKS
AUTOMATED, BOUNDED, ONCHAIN
FEES IN.
ZAZU OUT.
Contracts cannot wake themselves up. The keeper checks the vault, quotes a safe route, and submits only the narrow buyback call.
KEEPER CHECKS
A lightweight keeper reads the vault balance and onchain cooldown once per minute.
SAFE ROUTE
The keeper gets a DEX quote, rejects excessive price impact, and simulates the complete swap.
BUY + BURN
The vault buys ZAZU through the verified adapter and sends it directly to the burn destination.
PONS FEES→PUBLIC VAULT→DEX ADAPTER→ZAZU→BURN
02
THE ZAZU FILES
ZAZU ELEMENTSEARTH.
EARTH.
VOID.
WATER. FIRE.
One locked-in cat. Every possible condition.
INTERNET ARTIFACT 001
DATE OF BIRTH:
CLASSIFIED.
Zazu's exact birthday was never published. He arrived online fully formed: gray tabby, black-glass eyes, and one impossible expression that looked like it already knew everything.
A close-up of Zazu became the perfect reaction to disbelief, exhaustion, and witnessing something no cat should have to process.
The image broke containment and spread across feeds, replies, edits, and reaction posts. The internet had found a new face for having seen too much.
Earth. Void. Water. Fire. Then forty files and counting. Every remix changes the world around him. Zazu never breaks eye contact.
03
EXECUTION GUARDRAILS
SAFETY BEFORE SPEED
BAD ROUTE?
NO BUY.
The onchain cooldown limits execution frequency. Any route that fails the quote, impact, slippage, gas, or simulation checks gets skipped.
01KEEPER CANNOT WITHDRAW✓
02STRICT MAXIMUM BUY SIZE✓
03NONZERO MINIMUM OUTPUT✓
04PRICE IMPACT CEILING✓
05SIMULATION BEFORE SUBMIT✓
06ONCHAIN EXECUTION COOLDOWN✓
07PAUSABLE BY MULTISIG OWNER✓
08TIMELOCKED ROUTER AND DESTINATION OPTION✓